SOM like it hot! SOM is a Japanese company, and a strong contender to Tenga in the ‘mad about masturbation’ stakes. They have developed a formidable range of high quality engineered masturbation machines for both men and women. Their blow job masturbation machine is called the SOM Rocket, perhaps named because it can thrust at over 100 blows per minute, which could set off a fire in dry weather! You sit the SOM rocket between your legs, insert yourself into the silicone love tunnel, switch it on and it will ride you up and down like an oil drill working overtime. The SOM Rocket has become so popular in Japan that it nearly set off a riot when they offered free blowjobs on the machine at an exhibition centre last year, and schoolboys have started skipping school just to stay at home and do their ‘homework’ on the machine.
Not content with a great fully automatic blow job masturbator, the clever people at SOM have created a hand job masturbation masturbator machine as well. With the SOM hand job machine, you lube up, place your penis into the adjustable hand, switch on the machine, and voila, instant automatic hand job – again at up to 180 strokes per minute if so desired. You won’t be coming cheap on either of these machines, you will get just one dollar change from $500, for either of them, but then you are buying top Japanese masturbating machinery which will probably last like a Toyota, getting you to where you want to go for a long, long time.
If the thought of parting with $500 for some masturbator machine loving is just too much, the SOM Puchi is the original machine and is still on the market. Small, but still very powerful, it comes at a slightly less painful $300. There’s no question the boys at Tenga create a first class male masturbator, and the Tenga Fliphole is undoubtedly state of the art, but the big difference is, with the SOM male masturbators, you don’t have to do it all yourself.